Shark Exorcist (2016) Worth Watching?

Shark Exorcist was directed by Donald Farmer (notorious for B-Horror who also directed Deadly Memories, Chainsaw Cheerleaders and Scream Dream) and stars Angela Kerecz, Bobby Kerecz, and James Balsamo. It’s about a nun who goes to a lake to summon the devil to possess a shark that possesses a woman who becomes part shark who a priest attempts to exorcise who then also gets possessed all while the possessed shark just kinda swims around the lake.

Satan Has Jaws

Needless to say, if you sit down to watch a movie called Shark Exorcist you know what you’re in for. If you take it seriously, you’re going to be disappointed.

It’s kinda like Jack Frost 2 (a movie about killer who gets chemically dissolved into snow, merges with the ice crystals, turns into a snowman, kills a bunch of people, gets melted, drains into a ship, spills into the ocean and washes ashore a hot tropical island [as a talking carrot], reforms into a snowman who then proceeds to continue killing). If you have one too many active brain cells you’re going to be yelling at your TV. But if you have one too many beers you’re going to have a great time. Let’s just say I made the mistake of having one too few beers coming into Shark Exorcist.