Horrorific content by adrian on October 07th, 2018 | Movie Review, Worth Watching? | Supernatural, Mind Bender, Drama, Thriller, Orphan
It’s about a kid who makes friends with a ghost who helps him solve a mystery.
The Orphanage was directed by Juan Antonio Bayona and stars Belen Rueda (from You Shall Not Sleep), Fernando Cayo and Roger Princep.
The Orphanage is a movie we've all seen before.
A family moves into a house with a past which a resident ghost feels compelled to reveal. Who does the ghost attempt to reveal it through? A naive kid who somehow thinks this freaky dead nightmare is his new best friend.
"But he's my friend mommy. He just wants to play."
Right.
The movie makes it obvious, like really obvious, within the first ten minutes that this ghost kid is a ghost. But then we have sit there for an hour watching everyone slowly figure out the obvious for themselves.
The kid is slow. He doesn't understand why his mom is mad that his new best friend is terrorizing the whole damned house.
"He's just playing mommy, don't be mad!"
The mom becomes completely unhinged and obsessed over all her drama-filled issues with the place (as revealed through endless flashbacks that guide you to a conclusion that you already know from the trailer). And of course the dad is oblivious and in total denial, because you know, there's a way over-simplified explanation for everything. Just calm down and go back to sleep.
It's basically a sparkling new Sixth Sense that's produced, but not directed, by Guillermo Del Toro. This means the technical qualities are there, it's slick visually, but his creative touch is clearly missing.
It's a thriller at best that's more drama than horror.
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