Jason Statue To Be Evicted From Lake

Jason Statue To Be Evicted From Lake

by Pete Trbovich on November 13th, 2019 | Culture, Horror News |

?UPDATE?: No no no, this is all wrong, check the update here . This source was all wrong and now everything's caddywumpus!

Before anybody panics, no no wait dont form a mob yet! Put the pitchforks down!

Lemme explain: The original Jason statue is in a lake in the cool state, Minnesota. At the bottom of a popular lake for divers, in Crosby, Minnesota, lies the original Jason Vorhees statue in tribute to the Friday the 13th franchise. The locals there love it, and its still safe and sound.

Were talking about the other Jason Vorhees statue in a lake, in the boring, anti-fun, spoilsport state of Arizona, where somebody had to go and be a copycat. So they dumped another Jason statue in Lake Pleasant, Arizona, and now park rangers there want it gone .

Fans want a big #SaveJason campaign out there, but honestly, one Jason statue is enough. The cool people in the cool state, Minnesota, thought of it first. We cant have a Jason in every lake. Wed eventually have a Jason in every swimming pool, then every birdbath, and eventually theyd be selling waterproof Jasons at Dollar General with everybody saying how tacky they are now that theyre mainstream.

Do you want that? Would Jason want that? I mean, strange slashers lying in ponds distributing machetes is no basis for a system of government!


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