Death Spa takes place in the Starbody Health Spa, or shall I say "starboDy hEAlTH SPA", at closing time. A woman settles into the steam room, after slowly getting naked while the camera pans her every inch (it's an 80's b-movie after all). Problem is, this is no ordinary steam bath. Right as she starts to slowly rub her perfectly tanned thighs for no reason the steam room starts to fill up with chlorine gas. This sends her to the hospital and kicks off a police investigation.
As detectives investigate the chemical attack people start getting hurt left and right. One woman falls off a broken diving board, one guy gets ripped in half by a rogue weight machine and a bunch of naked chicks get chased out of their sexy group shower by boiling water and flying wall tiles. Someone, or something, is trying to kill off the gym goers, but who?
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Death Spa takes place in the Starbody Health Spa, or shall I say "starboDy hEAlTH SPA", at closing time. A woman settles into the steam room, after slowly getting naked while the camera pans her every inch (it's an 80's b-movie after all). Problem is, this is no ordinary steam bath. Right as she starts to slowly rub her perfectly tanned thighs for no reason the steam room starts to fill up with chlorine gas. This sends her to the hospital and kicks off a police investigation.
As detectives investigate the chemical attack people start getting hurt left and right. One woman falls off a broken diving board, one guy gets ripped in half by a rogue weight machine and a bunch of naked chicks get chased out of their sexy group shower by boiling water and flying wall tiles. Someone, or something, is trying to kill off the gym goers, but who?
Death Spa starts off fast and fun with a few over the top kills and a lot of 80's music and dancing. But it starts to drag as it works through all the backstory. The movie takes a half an hour to tell you that the gym owner's wife is dead, that her brother blames him for her death and she definitely came back from the dead to get even. Luckily, there's enough cheesy characters and fake-ass looking kills to keep things entertaining once the long intro wraps up.
"What a great weight reduction program. People get so thin they disappear." - Smug cop.
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