The Slashstreet Boys Is Your Halloween Viral Video

Just in case anything else hasn’t yet carved a smile in your pumpkin this festive season, we present The Merkins, with their new hit “I’ll Kill You That Way,” by the ‘Slashstreet Boys.’ The Merkins are apparently producers, their name bei…

October 30th, 2018 | ,

The Howl – October 26 – Washington D.C. Needs An Exorcist Because Of All The Ghost Sex

Welcome, ghoulies and goblins, to another edition of AllHorror’s own Transylvania tabloid “The Howl”! Every Friday, the AllHorror Howl explores news of the horrifying, the shocking, and the intriguingly weird in and around horror culture.

October 26th, 2018 | ,

Horror Parody Commercials

Look out, it’s Halloween week and we’ve got another batch of horror-themed commercials. Last time we started this trend with Halloween candy commercials. It fits the season with trick-r-treat coming up.

This time, we figure you horror freaks o…

October 23rd, 2018 | ,

Dr. Terror’s House of Confusion

Here at the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, our research zombie team attempts to track down the ultimate truth of the origins behind every horror movie – a Sisyphean task made no easier by the wonder that is British film culture.

There were three…

October 21st, 2018 | ,

The Poster For 1932‘s The Mummy Is Auctioning For $1 Million

For an 86 year old, The Mummy is looking pretty good. So good, in fact, that an original poster for the movie is set to go up for auction at Sotheby’s, to the tune of between $1 million to $1.5 million. The last time it traded hands, again at auct…

October 15th, 2018 | ,

Fredheads: Because Too Much Freddy Krueger Is Never Enough

Welcome to prime time, Nightmare On Elm Street fans! You’re getting your very own documentary now. Just as Star Trek fandom eventually forced the documentary Trekkies, Dream Warriors get to take the spotlight as they cosplay at conventions and rega…

October 13th, 2018 | ,

Bite-Size Horror – Halloween Candy Commercials

Is it ever too early for Halloween candy commercials? Not when you consider that we’re looking forward to two months of Christmas commercials being crammed down our throats.

From time to time, candy companies outdo themselves with TV commercials…

October 06th, 2018 | ,

The Howl – October 5 – Does The Shining Prove Nicholas Cage Faked The Great Pumpkin?

Greetings, ghoulies and goblins, and welcome to our continued Transylvania tabloid “The Howl”! Every Friday, the AllHorror Howl gives you a roundup of items of interest to you fear fans. Our former feature in this spot, the weekend entertainment …

October 05th, 2018 | ,

Signature Scenes: The Bat Scene From The Shining

Along with everything else The Shining (1980) is outstanding at, it’s also one of the best illustrations of domestic violence ever filmed. Concurrent with our review, we’re just going to blather some more about this movie until you’re all Shini…

October 01st, 2018 | ,

The Howl – September 28 – Police Arrest The House That Dripped Blood!

Greetings, ghoulies and goblins, and welcome to our continued Transylvania tabloid “The Howl”! Every Friday, the AllHorror Howl gives you a roundup of items of interest to you fear fans. Our former feature in this spot, the weekend entertainment …

September 28th, 2018 | ,

Signature Scenes: Supercut of Psycho Shower Parodies

Lather, rinse, repeat… and DIE! The iconic shower attack in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 masterpiece of horror Psycho has become so famous, it’s one of the most referenced and parodied scenes in all cinema. In fact it’s so coveted that some direct…

September 27th, 2018 | ,

Update: Jason Statue Still In Lake, Missing His Friends

D’oh! The Fake News gremlins got us again!

So a while back we snagged the story about Jason Voorhees’ statue threatened with removal from Lake Pleasant, Arizona, by fun-police rangers. Well it now turns out that the original story was a bit fl…

September 27th, 2018 | ,

Music Corner: Sing Along With Freddy Krueger

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) launched the franchise that as good as defined 1980s horror, while also being concurrent with the MTV generation. By the late ‘80s, music videos had blended with film until there was hardly a line to separate them (…

September 25th, 2018 | ,

What Are They Doing With Horror Mashups These Days?

YouTube Poop is what they called mashups, remixes, and Newgrounds-style animation collages back in the frontier days of the 2000s, and then they moved off the radar.

But every now and then one creative critter in the bowels of YouTube calls our at…

September 24th, 2018 | ,

Witches Curse Commercialization

Grab your popcorn: Those who would call themselves real-life witches are fit to be tied over the commercialization of their craft and lifestyle. The story, as best we can gather, is that a company put out a product called the “starter witch kit,”…

September 23rd, 2018 | ,

The Howl – September 21 – Is Kim Kardashian Secretly Countess Bathory?

Greetings, ghoulies and goblins, and welcome to our continued Transylvania tabloid “The Howl”! Every Friday, the AllHorror Howl gives you a roundup of items of interest to you fear fans. Our former feature in this spot, the weekend entertainment …

September 21st, 2018 | ,

Horror-Themed Pinball Games

In these wired-up, high-tech days of the 21st century, pinball games are an antiquated hobby, throwing way back to the 1800s at least! Nevertheless, pinball games were still a popular diversion well into the 1980s alongside coin-op video games. You c…

September 19th, 2018 | ,

Jason Statue To Be Evicted From Lake

☆UPDATE☆: No no no, this is all wrong, check the update here. This source was all wrong and now everything’s caddywumpus!

Before anybody panics, no no wait don’t form a mob yet! Put the pitchforks down!

Lemme explain: The original Jason s…

September 18th, 2018 | ,

Music Corner: “Venus In Furs” by The Velvet Underground

We’re revisiting Rob Zombie’s The Lords of Salem in anticipation of his upcoming film. In that review, we have to zoom in on the song “Venus In Furs,” used in the movie’s soundtrack, because there’s just too much of a nexus of cool layers…

September 06th, 2018 | ,

Check Out TromaMovies’ Exorsisters

While we were plowing through hysterical Exorcist rip-offs of the 1970s, we had one last nugget that wouldn’t fit into the rest of the narrative: Exorcist parodies. Well, truly, we ran out of room.

Not everybody may be aware that the legendary T…

September 05th, 2018 | ,

Music Corner: The Waterphone

What, you might ask, is a “waterphone”? Is it something you use to talk to mermaids? No, actually, it’s a musical instrument, and though you’ve probably never heard of it, its sound will be instantly recognizable to you if you’re a horror m…

September 03rd, 2018 | ,

Cinemassacre Remembers TNT’s MonsterVision

Cinemassacre, the movie-critic side of the Angry Video Game Nerd, lovingly reminisces about TNT’s MonsterVision. He captures eloquently the spirit of being a movie geek back in the ‘90s. Yes, kids, staying up late to feed videos into the VCR was …

August 28th, 2018 | ,

Music Corner – Monster Mash (1962 novelty song)

Normally here at the Satellite of Love, we only blog about music used in horror movies. Buuuut, this is a special occasion. Next Friday, August 30th, is Frankenstein Day, by way of being author Mary Shelley’s birthday. And her novel, Frankenstein; …

August 27th, 2018 | ,

A Supercut of Exorcist Head-Spin Parodies

The Exorcist is beyond a doubt one of the most famous horror movies ever made, widely considered to be one of the masterpieces of the horror genre. Even the Present Author’s recent review couldn’t find that much fault with it. It set the standard…

August 12th, 2018 | ,

Vincent Price’s Sales Training Video for Sears, Roebuck and Co. Fine Art Collection

Vincent Price should be a man who needs no introduction on You’ve seen him as everything from the Abominable Dr. Phibes to the Witchfinder General, but have you seen his cultured side? It came out in conjunction one time with the sof…

August 02nd, 2018 | ,

Music Corner – Black Sabbath (1963)

“Do YOU believe in ghosts?” So begins the trailer for the cheerfully spooky 1963 anthology film Black Sabbath, which is best known today as the inspiration for the band of the same name. The band was originally called Earth, but coming out of a c…

July 28th, 2018 | ,

Music Corner – Death Proof (2007) Lap Dance Scene

Great taste in soundtrack music is one of director Quentin Tarantino’s signature traits, and Death Proof (2007) continues the tradition. When you’re done re-playing the video and drooling over Vanessa Ferlito’s sexy gyrations, come back here.

July 23rd, 2018 | ,

The Real Life Winchester Mystery House

The movie Winchester (2018) is about a firearm company heiress who fears the ghosts of all the people killed by the gun that made her fortune, so she consults psychics and begins building a vast house to appease the spirits. What many people don’t kn…

July 12th, 2018 | ,

Horrific My Little Pony Fan Fiction

Here at the Satellite of Love, we denizens of dig deep to find you those undiscovered corners of horror fiction culture that the other horror blogs miss. And when we say “deep,” we mean “too deep,” in a way which tends to awaken…

July 08th, 2018 | ,

13 Demons and RPG Satanic Panic

So a couple years ago saw the release of the movie 13 Demons, about a cursed RPG game played by some stereotypical gamer dudes, sort of like Jumanji meets Dungeons and Dragons. Now, while the present author swears on his extensive Magic: The Gatherin…

July 07th, 2018 | ,

VCR Horrors – The Harm of Horror Movies

This 20/20 news segment from 1987 “exposes” the many dangers horror movies had on our sweet dear children. It’s fun to look back at the level of people’s sensitivity only 30 years ago. It’s also funny to notice how the 20/20 crew had no familiarity w…

July 04th, 2018 |

A Nightmare on Elm Street NES Video Game – Full Playthrough

A Nightmare on Elm Street kicked off a new era of slasher horror back in 1984. Freddy and his fanatics were everywhere. By 1989 the NoES franchise was already up to it’s 5th sequel, The Dream Child, when Rare released the official Nightmare on Elm S…

April 20th, 2018 |

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