All posts by Pete Trbovich
Horrific My Little Pony Fan Fiction
Here at the Satellite of Love, we denizens of AllHorror.com dig deep to find you those undiscovered corners of horror fiction culture that the other horror blogs miss. And when we say “deep,” we mean “too deep,” in a way which tends to awaken...
13 Demons and RPG Satanic Panic
So a couple years ago saw the release of the movie 13 Demons, about a cursed RPG game played by some stereotypical gamer dudes, sort of like Jumanji meets Dungeons and Dragons. Now, while the present author swears on his extensive Magic: The Gatherin...
Cabin Fever Review (2003)
It’s about five teenage friends partying in the woods over Spring Break and encountering a local infectious disease. Cabin Fever was directed by Eli Roth (who also directed Hostel and Knock Knock) and stars Rider Strong (from Borderland), Jordan...
The Blair Witch Project Review (1999)
It’s about three teenagers getting lost in the woods while purporting to make a documentary about a witch. The Blair Witch Project was directed by Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez and stars Michael C. Williams, Heather Donahue and Joshu...
The Birds Review (1963)
It’s about socialite citizens in California witnessing the advent of birds attacking all humanity. The Birds was directed by Alfred Hitchcock (who also directed Psycho and Strangers on a Train) and stars Rod Taylor, Tippi Hedren and Jessica ...
Audition Review (1999)
It’s about a lonely Japanese widower being set up for a date by his friend, which goes horribly wrong when he meets a psycho. Audition was directed by Takashi Miike and stars Ryo Ishibashi, Eihi Shiina and Jun Kunimura. She always g...
Anguish Review (1987)
It’s about a serial killer optometrist and his controlling hypnotizing mother which becomes an exercise in post-modern meta-horror. Anguish (also titled Angustia) was directed by Bigas Luna and stars Zelda Rubinstein (from Poltergeist), Michae...
An American Werewolf In London Review (1981)
It’s about two backpackers in England encountering the title mythical beast and suffering the consequences. An American Werewolf in London was directed by John Landis (who also directed Schlock) and stars David Naughton, Jenny Agutter (from The...
Alien Review (1979)
It’s about the crew of a space-faring mining vessel encountering an extraterrestrial life form for the first time. Alien was directed by Ridley Scott and stars Tom Skerritt (from Maneaters are Loose!), Sigourney Weaver and Veronica Cartwrigh...
The Abominable Dr. Phibes Review (1971)
It’s about the title doctor getting murderous revenge on medical doctors in early-20th-century Britain. The Abominable Dr. Phibes was directed by Robert Fuest and stars Vincent Price (from Madhouse), Joseph Cotten (from The Devil's Dau...
