All posts by TE Simmons
The Son of Kong (1933) Review
It’s a movie about the son of King Kong (obviously!). The Son of Kong was directed by Ernest B. Schoedsack (Dr. Cyclops) and stars Robert Armstrong (The Mad Ghoul), Helen Mack (She), and Frank Reicher (The Mummy’s Ghost). Can Kong...
Tilbury (1987) Review
It's about a love triangle featuring a cadet, an officer, and a girl with a nipple on her leg. Tilbury was directed by Viðar Víkingsson (Draigasaga and Guðmundur Kamban) and stars Róbert Arnfinnsson (The Girl Gogo), Helga Bernhard,...
I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957) Review
It’s about teen angst – facial hair, sexual frustration, and just trying to fit in. I Was a Teenage Werewolf was directed by Gene Fowler Jr. (I Married a Monster from Outer Space and Rebel Set) and stars Michael Landon (Bonanza, Little House...
I Married a Monster from Outer Space (1958) Review
It’s about that nagging feeling that you married an imposter from outer space. I Married a Monster from Outer Space was directed by Gene Fowler, Jr. (I Was a Teenage Werewolf and Gang War) and written by Louis Vittes (Bengazi and Monster from ...
Faceless (1987) Review
It’s about a mad scientist who devotes his maniacal ends to nearly-lifeless tissue. Faceless was directed by Jesús Franco (Snakewoman, Killer Barbys, and White Cannibal Queen). It stars Helmut Berger (The Bloodstained Butterfly and The Biggest ...
Doctor X (1932) Review
It’s about an unsolved series of “full moon murders,” the reporter (and the police officers) investigating them, and a research facility boss intent on proving all of his subordinates guiltless. Doctor X was directed by Michael Curtiz (The...
Attack of the Moon Zombies (2011) Review
It’s about some leafy-faced zombies with killer-spore breath – on the moon! Attack of the Moon Zombies was written and directed by Christopher R. Mihm (The Giant Spider and House of Ghosts). It stars Michael Cook (It Came from Another World!),...
The Werewolf versus the Vampire Woman (1971) Review
It’s about a werewolf who goes toe-to-toe with a female vampire. The Werewolf versus the Vampire Woman was directed by León Klimovsky (Dr. Jekyll versus the Werewolf, I Hate My Body, and Vengeance of the Zombies). It was written by and stars Pa...
Teenagers from Outer Space (1959) Review
It’s about a handsome, young alien who falls for an Earth gal – but they’re from different worlds! Teenagers from Outer Space was directed (and edited, composed, produced, and written) by Tom Graeff (The Noble Experiment). Along with the mul...
Return of the Fly (1959) Review
It’s about a return to the horrors of intermixing man and bug. Return of the Fly was directed by Edward Bernds (The Bowery Boys Meet the Monsters and Dig that Uranium) and stars Brett Halsey (Demonia and Cat in the Brain), David Frankman (Mast...
