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Jason Statue To Be Evicted From Lake

?UPDATE?: No no no, this is all wrong, check the update here. This source was all wrong and now everything's caddywumpus! Before anybody panics, no no wait don’t form a mob yet! Put the pitchforks down! Lemme explain: The original Jas...

September 18th, 2018 | ,

The Howl - September 14 - Joan Collins fights tree!

Greetings, ghoulies and goblins, and welcome to our new feature “The Howl”! Every Friday, the AllHorror Howl gives you a roundup of news and items of interest to you fear fans. Our former feature in this spot, the weekend entertainment guide “W...

September 14th, 2018 |

New American Horror Story Trailers Revisit Familiar Locations

If you’re like most American Horror Story fans, you’re more excited than ever for Wednesday’s premier of American Horror Story: Apocalypse. Long-time viewers have enjoyed looking for possible connections between the popular anthology’s standa...

September 13th, 2018 |

Mini Doc Fuels Excitement Over Halloween Reboot

Of course, any new installment in John Carpenter’s iconic Halloween franchise is already cause for some serious excitement, but fans have been especially over the moon in anticipation of this October’s Halloween. It’s not just the eleventh chap...

September 12th, 2018 |

Wicked Weekend - September 7

Every Friday, we scare up a weekend entertainment guide for horror freaks. See what fresh meat’s on the hook for this weekend! It's just 54 days until Halloween! In Theaters This Weekend The Nun The much-anticipated entry in The Conjuring fran...

September 07th, 2018 |

Music Corner: “Venus In Furs” by The Velvet Underground

We’re revisiting Rob Zombie’s The Lords of Salem in anticipation of his upcoming film. In that review, we have to zoom in on the song “Venus In Furs,” used in the movie’s soundtrack, because there’s just too much of a nexus of cool layers...

September 06th, 2018 | ,

Check Out TromaMovies' Exorsisters

While we were plowing through hysterical Exorcist rip-offs of the 1970s, we had one last nugget that wouldn’t fit into the rest of the narrative: Exorcist parodies. Well, truly, we ran out of room Not everybody may be aware that the legendar...

September 05th, 2018 | ,

Unburied Trailers: The Most Demented Exorcist Knock-offs!

The Exorcist (1973) was kind of a big deal. Yes, even Sourpuss Petey who managed to find something critical to say of it in my review, I still had to say parts of it lived up to the greatest horror movie ever made. But the bottom line is that ...

September 04th, 2018 | ,

Music Corner: The Waterphone

What, you might ask, is a “waterphone”? Is it something you use to talk to mermaids? No, actually, it’s a musical instrument, and though you’ve probably never heard of it, its sound will be instantly recognizable to you if you’re a horror m...

September 03rd, 2018 | ,

First Look at Upcoming Suspiria Remake's Possession Scene

Even horror aficionados that aren’t usually fans of remakes couldn’t help but get excited about Luca Guadagnino’s upcoming Suspiria reboot when the full trailer dropped recently. Now with the official release of the very first clip from the mu...

August 31st, 2018 |

Upcoming Child's Play Reboot to Give Chucky AI

As fans of the popular Child’s Play franchise and its killer doll villain Chucky may be aware, the months to come will bring an entirely overhauled reboot our way. Whether or not you like that idea yourself, it’s been confirmed that MGM is offici...

August 31st, 2018 |

Cinemassacre Remembers TNT's MonsterVision

Cinemassacre, the movie-critic side of the Angry Video Game Nerd, lovingly reminisces about TNT’s MonsterVision. He captures eloquently the spirit of being a movie geek back in the ‘90s. Yes, kids, staying up late to feed videos into the VCR was ...

August 28th, 2018 | ,

It's Alive!! Frankenstein Day Is August 30th

There are two types of people in the world – those that wish summer would never end and those that are anxiously counting the days until Goth Christmas (October!). If you’re the latter, then we’ve got the perfect excuse to jumpstart your Hallow...

August 27th, 2018 |

Music Corner - Monster Mash (1962 novelty song)

Normally here at the Satellite of Love, we only blog about music used in horror movies. Buuuut, this is a special occasion. Next Friday, August 30th, is Frankenstein Day, by way of being author Mary Shelley’s birthday. And her novel, Frankenstein; ...

August 27th, 2018 | ,

Catch Mischa Barton in The Basement This September

OC alum Mischa Barton first earned her horror stripes when she appeared in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Sixth Sense back in 1999. She’s continued to add to her horror-centric filmography with additional gems like L.A. Slasher, The Hoarder, and Zombi...

August 24th, 2018 |

Rob Zombie Shares New Mug Shots from the Upcoming 3 from Hell

Fans of Rob Zombie’s iconic House of 1000 Corpses and its riveting sequel The Devil’s Rejects were nothing if not excited when the dreadlocked director said a sequel could be expected. They were more excited still when the much-anticipated film 3...

August 23rd, 2018 |

They Hear It Now in Production as a Follow Up to It Follows

When director David Robert Mitchell released the now iconic It Follows in 2014, he officially made an instant name for himself among horror circles. Not only was the film as scary and suspenseful as any horror fan could possibly hope for, but it was...

August 17th, 2018 |

6-Headed Shark Attack Takes a Bite Out of SyFy

What would summer be without a few over-the-top shark attack films to make you think twice about going back in the water? If seeing The Meg last week when it hit your local theater left you hungry for more terrifying fish stories, you’ll definitel...

August 16th, 2018 |

The Five Sexiest Dance Scenes in Horror

“Sexy” and “horror” aren’t usually two words associated with each other. But there’s definitely an allure of eroticism always hanging around the fringe of horror culture. Horror TV hostesses like Elvira and Vampira set the standard for se...

August 14th, 2018 | ,

A Supercut of Exorcist Head-Spin Parodies

The Exorcist is beyond a doubt one of the most famous horror movies ever made, widely considered to be one of the masterpieces of the horror genre. Even the Present Author’s recent review couldn’t find that much fault with it. It set the standard...

August 12th, 2018 | ,

Hell House 2: The Abaddon Hotel Coming This September

The much-anticipated sequel to Hell House LLC picks up eight years since the tragedy on opening night. Thanks to an anonymous tip, an investigative journalist is convinced that key evidence is hidden inside the abandoned Abaddon Hotel. This evidence ...

August 09th, 2018 |

The Meg: Victim Nutrition Facts

Clever New Advertising Campaign Has Creature Feature Fans Excited All Over Again About the Premiere of The Meg When it comes to summer films with lots of potential, The Meg seems to have every base covered. Menacing, mysterious creature from...

August 07th, 2018 |

Slender Man Stalks His Way into Theaters Amidst Controversy

When it comes to enduring urban legends that totally keep even the bravest among us up at night, it doesn’t get much more iconic than Slenderman. Next Friday, horror movie fans have a lot to look forward to with both The Meg and Slender Man taking...

August 07th, 2018 |

John Carpenter's Halloween on 4K Blu-Ray This September

John Carpenter fans have had their fingers crossed for a while now over rumors that slasher classic, Halloween would soon be getting a 4K Ultra release. As of this week, they officially have the confirmation they’ve been waiting so long for. Lions...

August 04th, 2018 |

Tales from the Hood 2 Hits DVD This October

Jordan Peele’s modern masterpiece, Get Out may not have been the first “socially woke” horror film, but it’s definitely been one of the most influential. It’s not only been starting conversations aplenty since its initial January 2017 rele...

August 03rd, 2018 |

Vincent Price's Sales Training Video for Sears, Roebuck and Co. Fine Art Collection

Vincent Price should be a man who needs no introduction on AllHorror.com. You’ve seen him as everything from the Abominable Dr. Phibes to the Witchfinder General, but have you seen his cultured side? It came out in conjunction one time with the sof...

August 02nd, 2018 | ,

Eli Roth to Host “History of Horror” TV Series

Long-time horror fans are no doubt more than familiar with powerhouse director, producer, actor, and writer Eli Roth (Hostel, Hostel II, Cabin Fever, The Green Inferno). This October, they can look forward to watching him host the next installment of...

August 02nd, 2018 |

Music Corner - Black Sabbath (1963)

“Do YOU believe in ghosts?” So begins the trailer for the cheerfully spooky 1963 anthology film Black Sabbath, which is best known today as the inspiration for the band of the same name. The band was originally called Earth, but coming out of a c...

July 28th, 2018 | ,

Penguin Pete's Top Ten Horror Movies Of All Time

The present author promised to explain the reasoning behind my Top-Ten list, so here it is. Here at the Satellite of Love, I do a lot of horror reviews, so it’s helpful to you readers to get a feel for what *I* consider to be the perfect hor...

July 27th, 2018 |

San Diego Comic Con Interview with Halloween Dream Team

It’s been almost 40 years since fans of the long-running Halloween film series were first introduced to Laurie Strode, Michael Myers, and the small town of Haddonfield via the very first film. It’s been nearly 16 since the last installment of th...

July 26th, 2018 |

10 Lesser Known Disturbing Horror Films

Sometimes lists of the best horror can get a bit repetitive. We know Saw is a bloody movie and we know Psycho is old and scary, but what about movies we haven’t already seen, dammit! “We want lists that actually inform us about movies we haven’...

July 24th, 2018 |

Music Corner - Death Proof (2007) Lap Dance Scene

Great taste in soundtrack music is one of director Quentin Tarantino’s signature traits, and Death Proof (2007) continues the tradition. When you’re done re-playing the video and drooling over Vanessa Ferlito’s sexy gyrations, come back here. ...

July 23rd, 2018 | ,

Annabelle 3 and M3GAN in the Works

Annabelle 3 and M3GAN in the Works Spell Good News for Creepy Doll Fans! These days, Chucky is far from the only creepy doll that has horror movie enthusiasts excited about future trips to the theater. In fact, not one, but two new recently an...

July 21st, 2018 |

The Curse of La Llorona Preview

ScareDiego Attendees Treated to Chilling Preview of New Line Cinema’s The Curse of La Llorona Horror fans in attendance for New Line Cinema’s ScareDiego event at San Diego Comic-Con last week were promised some exciting surprises. They di...

July 21st, 2018 |

Clear Critique Lists Six Actually Scary Movies

The Clear Critique YouTube channel poses a common conundrum: The hardcore viewer that appreciates the artistic merit of horror, but isn't actually *scared* by much. For those of us cursed with almost psychopathic levels of nerve, there just isn&#...

July 16th, 2018 |

Doubly Good News for Chucky Fans

A Child’s Play Reboot Plus a Television Series! Whether you personally love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s definitely clear that Hollywood is crazy about horror reboots, revamps, and re-imaginings these days. This time it’s the ever-popular C...

July 12th, 2018 |

The Real Life Winchester Mystery House

The movie Winchester (2018) is about a firearm company heiress who fears the ghosts of all the people killed by the gun that made her fortune, so she consults psychics and begins building a vast house to appease the spirits. What many people don'...

July 12th, 2018 | ,

Annual Maryland “Blair Witch Experience” to Return This October

If you’re a die-hard fan of the iconic Blair Witch Project franchise (unlike All Horror’s very own Penguin Pete, as you can see from his scathing review of The Blair Witch Project), then you may have fantasized about making a pilgrimage to Burki...

July 11th, 2018 |

American Horror Story Season 8 Crossover

Two years ago, horror fans everywhere started getting excited when American Horror Story creator Ryan Murphy hinted at a possible future crossover season that would bring some serious fan favorites together. “There will be characters from Murder Ho...

July 08th, 2018 |

Horrific My Little Pony Fan Fiction

Here at the Satellite of Love, we denizens of AllHorror.com dig deep to find you those undiscovered corners of horror fiction culture that the other horror blogs miss. And when we say “deep,” we mean “too deep,” in a way which tends to awaken...

July 08th, 2018 | ,

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