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The Howl – September 28 – Police Arrest The House That Dripped Blood!
Greetings, ghoulies and goblins, and welcome to our continued Transylvania tabloid “The Howl”! Every Friday, the AllHorror Howl gives you a roundup of items of interest to you fear fans. Our former feature in this spot, the weekend entertainment ...
Horror Movies Based On Phobias
There’s nothing worse (or maybe better) than discovering a new phobia. And there’s no better way to enjoy the thrill of every terrifying phobia than through phobia horror movies . In this post we count down 10 horror movies based off real-life ph...
Signature Scenes: Supercut of Psycho Shower Parodies
Lather, rinse, repeat... and DIE! The iconic shower attack in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 masterpiece of horror Psycho has become so famous, it’s one of the most referenced and parodied scenes in all cinema. In fact it’s so coveted that some direct...
Update: Jason Statue Still In Lake, Missing His Friends
D’oh! The Fake News gremlins got us again! So a while back we snagged the story about Jason Voorhees’ statue threatened with removal from Lake Pleasant, Arizona, by fun-police rangers. Well it now turns out that the original story was a bi...
New Content Platform VIDI Space Teams With Terror Films
So, among the many streaming video platforms popping up these days, there’s VIDI Space, which is just getting off the ground but they made sure to get their horror section running first. That’s what we call getting your priorities straight! ...
Horror Movies Based on True Horrifying Events
There are plenty of movies that claim to be real. The genre of found footage, starting with Cannibal Holocaust all the way up to the recent Phoenix Forgotten, always does its best to convince the audience that what is it watching is real. That these ...
Abrakadabra - New Onetti Brothers Horror Film Premieres At SITGES; Watch The Trailer
Magician-themed horror is a surprisingly small subgenre. There’s something shifty about stage magicians after all, they get you twice: At face value, their act is trying to convince you of their unsettling powers to defy the laws of physics and nat...
Music Corner: Sing Along With Freddy Krueger
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) launched the franchise that as good as defined 1980s horror, while also being concurrent with the MTV generation. By the late ‘80s, music videos had blended with film until there was hardly a line to separate them (...
What Are They Doing With Horror Mashups These Days?
YouTube Poop is what they called mashups, remixes, and Newgrounds-style animation collages back in the frontier days of the 2000s, and then they moved off the radar. But every now and then one creative critter in the bowels of YouTube calls ou...
Witches Curse Commercialization
Grab your popcorn: Those who would call themselves real-life witches are fit to be tied over the commercialization of their craft and lifestyle. The story, as best we can gather, is that a company put out a product called the “starter witch kit,”...
Academy Announcement: The Exorcist Will Be Part of Fall 2018 Screenings
Even the most casual horror fans would likely include The Exorcist on their all-time favorite list of iconic films and with good reason. Directed by William Friedkin and based on the novel of the same name by the late, great William Peter Blatty, Th...
The Howl – September 21 – Is Kim Kardashian Secretly Countess Bathory?
Greetings, ghoulies and goblins, and welcome to our continued Transylvania tabloid “The Howl”! Every Friday, the AllHorror Howl gives you a roundup of items of interest to you fear fans. Our former feature in this spot, the weekend entertainment ...
Shudder to Air New Ted Raimi Series Deadwax
If you’ve been looking to add a fresh new horror series to your regular rotation, your wish is about to be granted. Shudder original series Deadwax is set to premiere at Austin Texas’s very own Fantastic Fest on September 23, 2018. It will then b...
Jordan Peele Gets Nod To Host New Twilight Zone Series
First the obvious news: Twilight Zone is coming back! The perpetual anthology classic, brainchild of Rod Serling, has been through a movie, several series revivals, and even a pinball game. And now CBS All Access is buying the next round, and ...
Horror-Themed Pinball Games
In these wired-up, high-tech days of the 21st century, pinball games are an antiquated hobby, throwing way back to the 1800s at least! Nevertheless, pinball games were still a popular diversion well into the 1980s alongside coin-op video games. You c...
Jason Statue To Be Evicted From Lake
?UPDATE?: No no no, this is all wrong, check the update here. This source was all wrong and now everything's caddywumpus! Before anybody panics, no no wait don’t form a mob yet! Put the pitchforks down! Lemme explain: The original Jas...
The Howl - September 14 - Joan Collins fights tree!
Greetings, ghoulies and goblins, and welcome to our new feature “The Howl”! Every Friday, the AllHorror Howl gives you a roundup of news and items of interest to you fear fans. Our former feature in this spot, the weekend entertainment guide “W...
New American Horror Story Trailers Revisit Familiar Locations
If you’re like most American Horror Story fans, you’re more excited than ever for Wednesday’s premier of American Horror Story: Apocalypse. Long-time viewers have enjoyed looking for possible connections between the popular anthology’s standa...
Mini Doc Fuels Excitement Over Halloween Reboot
Of course, any new installment in John Carpenter’s iconic Halloween franchise is already cause for some serious excitement, but fans have been especially over the moon in anticipation of this October’s Halloween. It’s not just the eleventh chap...
Wicked Weekend - September 7
Every Friday, we scare up a weekend entertainment guide for horror freaks. See what fresh meat’s on the hook for this weekend! It's just 54 days until Halloween! In Theaters This Weekend The Nun The much-anticipated entry in The Conjuring fran...
Music Corner: “Venus In Furs” by The Velvet Underground
We’re revisiting Rob Zombie’s The Lords of Salem in anticipation of his upcoming film. In that review, we have to zoom in on the song “Venus In Furs,” used in the movie’s soundtrack, because there’s just too much of a nexus of cool layers...
Check Out TromaMovies' Exorsisters
While we were plowing through hysterical Exorcist rip-offs of the 1970s, we had one last nugget that wouldn’t fit into the rest of the narrative: Exorcist parodies. Well, truly, we ran out of room Not everybody may be aware that the legendar...
Unburied Trailers: The Most Demented Exorcist Knock-offs!
The Exorcist (1973) was kind of a big deal. Yes, even Sourpuss Petey who managed to find something critical to say of it in my review, I still had to say parts of it lived up to the greatest horror movie ever made. But the bottom line is that ...
Music Corner: The Waterphone
What, you might ask, is a “waterphone”? Is it something you use to talk to mermaids? No, actually, it’s a musical instrument, and though you’ve probably never heard of it, its sound will be instantly recognizable to you if you’re a horror m...
First Look at Upcoming Suspiria Remake's Possession Scene
Even horror aficionados that aren’t usually fans of remakes couldn’t help but get excited about Luca Guadagnino’s upcoming Suspiria reboot when the full trailer dropped recently. Now with the official release of the very first clip from the mu...
Upcoming Child's Play Reboot to Give Chucky AI
As fans of the popular Child’s Play franchise and its killer doll villain Chucky may be aware, the months to come will bring an entirely overhauled reboot our way. Whether or not you like that idea yourself, it’s been confirmed that MGM is offici...
Cinemassacre Remembers TNT's MonsterVision
Cinemassacre, the movie-critic side of the Angry Video Game Nerd, lovingly reminisces about TNT’s MonsterVision. He captures eloquently the spirit of being a movie geek back in the ‘90s. Yes, kids, staying up late to feed videos into the VCR was ...
It's Alive!! Frankenstein Day Is August 30th
There are two types of people in the world – those that wish summer would never end and those that are anxiously counting the days until Goth Christmas (October!). If you’re the latter, then we’ve got the perfect excuse to jumpstart your Hallow...
Music Corner - Monster Mash (1962 novelty song)
Normally here at the Satellite of Love, we only blog about music used in horror movies. Buuuut, this is a special occasion. Next Friday, August 30th, is Frankenstein Day, by way of being author Mary Shelley’s birthday. And her novel, Frankenstein; ...
Catch Mischa Barton in The Basement This September
OC alum Mischa Barton first earned her horror stripes when she appeared in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Sixth Sense back in 1999. She’s continued to add to her horror-centric filmography with additional gems like L.A. Slasher, The Hoarder, and Zombi...
Rob Zombie Shares New Mug Shots from the Upcoming 3 from Hell
Fans of Rob Zombie’s iconic House of 1000 Corpses and its riveting sequel The Devil’s Rejects were nothing if not excited when the dreadlocked director said a sequel could be expected. They were more excited still when the much-anticipated film 3...
They Hear It Now in Production as a Follow Up to It Follows
When director David Robert Mitchell released the now iconic It Follows in 2014, he officially made an instant name for himself among horror circles. Not only was the film as scary and suspenseful as any horror fan could possibly hope for, but it was...
6-Headed Shark Attack Takes a Bite Out of SyFy
What would summer be without a few over-the-top shark attack films to make you think twice about going back in the water? If seeing The Meg last week when it hit your local theater left you hungry for more terrifying fish stories, you’ll definitel...
The Five Sexiest Dance Scenes in Horror
“Sexy” and “horror” aren’t usually two words associated with each other. But there’s definitely an allure of eroticism always hanging around the fringe of horror culture. Horror TV hostesses like Elvira and Vampira set the standard for se...
A Supercut of Exorcist Head-Spin Parodies
The Exorcist is beyond a doubt one of the most famous horror movies ever made, widely considered to be one of the masterpieces of the horror genre. Even the Present Author’s recent review couldn’t find that much fault with it. It set the standard...
Hell House 2: The Abaddon Hotel Coming This September
The much-anticipated sequel to Hell House LLC picks up eight years since the tragedy on opening night. Thanks to an anonymous tip, an investigative journalist is convinced that key evidence is hidden inside the abandoned Abaddon Hotel. This evidence ...
The Meg: Victim Nutrition Facts
Clever New Advertising Campaign Has Creature Feature Fans Excited All Over Again About the Premiere of The Meg When it comes to summer films with lots of potential, The Meg seems to have every base covered. Menacing, mysterious creature from...
Slender Man Stalks His Way into Theaters Amidst Controversy
When it comes to enduring urban legends that totally keep even the bravest among us up at night, it doesn’t get much more iconic than Slenderman. Next Friday, horror movie fans have a lot to look forward to with both The Meg and Slender Man taking...
John Carpenter's Halloween on 4K Blu-Ray This September
John Carpenter fans have had their fingers crossed for a while now over rumors that slasher classic, Halloween would soon be getting a 4K Ultra release. As of this week, they officially have the confirmation they’ve been waiting so long for. Lions...
Tales from the Hood 2 Hits DVD This October
Jordan Peele’s modern masterpiece, Get Out may not have been the first “socially woke” horror film, but it’s definitely been one of the most influential. It’s not only been starting conversations aplenty since its initial January 2017 rele...
